i may not be the best person in the world but at least i’ve never been the asshole who sticks gum to the undersides of tables and chairs
The best stories always start with “one day, when I was feeling particularly squirrely…”
I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild
Something in this picture is not like the rest.
I am so sorry.
The girl in the front is missing a hat! D:
IVE BEEN STARING FOR 34 MONTHS SOMEONE TELL ME??
i just hurt myself omfggg
Oh my god
I am tempted to put in a gif that says what is in the picture but I won’t
It took me a while
damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier