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churchsext:

rawrimadinosawr3212:

churchsext:

finally

Fuckin finally

looks like I just wasn’t vulgar enough for rawrimadinosaur3212

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    I didn’t realize how badly I was treated until someone started treating me with respect.
foreverrwanderlust (via perfect)
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anywigwilldo:

So Canada is basically tossing their protection of Humpback Whales in the garbage in order to enable them to put an oil pipeline right through critical habitat territory.

Just in case, y’know, anyone wants to stop talking about moose and maple syrup for a second.

Here, have a petition.

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more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

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cillianhelps:

i bet juliet capulet would be that facebook girl who claims to be in love with her boyfriend of two weeks and says “age is just a number!!!!1!!”

and mercutio would be that friend that comments “and jail is just a room”

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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
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m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

posted 15 hours ago | via | © | 1908

And who are you, the proud lord said, 
that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat,
that’s all the truth I know.

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foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

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thehappysorceress:

Not the most graceful, dogs, but I love ‘em.

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