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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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docwithtardisfez:

spenceralthouse:

Sound logic.

The logic of store decorators everywhere.

posted 6 hours ago | via | © | 3652

We throw so much information at the jury that they walk into the deliberation room with one overwhelming feeling… doubt.

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writeroost:

oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

relationship status: waiting for my one true goose

Do you ever wonder if these “unlikely pairs” are reincarnations of soul mates who, against all odds, found eachother again?

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wolfseeker87:

THE UMBRELLA REVOLUTION 

We don’t need any tear gas, we’re crying already.

風雨中抱緊自由。 Brace our freedom among the storm.

It is Day 3 since 28th September 2014, the day Hong Kong Police threw Tear Gas to protestors.

Hong Kong citizens are fighting for democracy to select our own Chief Executive. We don’t want China’s claws on our back and hands on our throat.

Please, Tumblr, reblog and spread the word like wildfire.

SAVE HONG KONG. 

DO NOT LET HONG KONG FALL.

Photo credit to Marieke de Vries

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    Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created.
— Yoko Ono, 1977  (via bl-ossomed)
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glowcloud:

this cat is very beautiful and contemplative. owner wants to play with cat but cat is thinking about bigger things. cat thinks about life.

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seruant:

ah yes, its almost halloween. 

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